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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 594th Most Ignorant Citizens: 956th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,074th
The Rouge Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Is liomsa é
An tUachtarán Thermos ua Maudlin
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population4.146 billion

CapitalAn Chearnóg
LeaderAn tUachtarán Thermos ua Maudlin


The Rouge Nation of Tamhlacht is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by An tUachtarán Thermos ua Maudlin with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.146 billion lovely Tamhlachtanna are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of An Chearnóg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.8%.

The all-consuming Tamhlachtan economy, worth 659 trillion groats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,062 groats, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's best not to ask what goes into An Chearnóg Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Tamhlacht's national animal is the Groat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rougeism.

Tamhlacht is ranked 150,768th in the world and 96th in Eurth for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 31.85 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 594thMost Ignorant Citizens: 956thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,074thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,464thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,475thTop
Most Devout: 1,524thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,780thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,829thLargest Black Market: 2,012thMost Avoided: 2,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,074thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,837thFattest Citizens: 3,890thLargest Mining Sector: 5,669thMost Conservative: 5,826thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,292ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,689thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,913thLowest Crime Rates: 13,491stMost Primitive: 13,633rd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

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