The Kingdom of Talossa is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 490 million Talossans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abbavilla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.5%.

The Talossan economy, worth 23.2 trillion Louis a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,383 Louis, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talossa's national animal is the Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Talossa is ranked 132,299^th in the world and 4^th in United Micronations for Largest Governments, scoring 14.25 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.