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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,499thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,059thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,512th
The Kingdom of
Mother Knows Best State
Mission Accomplished
Empress Impi
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tallizarthe

Population1.028 billion

CapitalSovarth
LeaderEmpress Impi
FaithVioletism

Currencymark
Animalelephant

The Kingdom of Tallizarthe is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Impi with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.028 billion Tallizartheans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovarth. The average income tax rate is 76.6%.

The all-consuming Tallizarthean economy, worth 144 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 140,557 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tallizarthe's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Tallizarthe is ranked 241,034th in the world and 10,629th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.59 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,499thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,059thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,512thMost Influential: 5,105thMost Patriotic: 10,093rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,316thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,081stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,462ndLargest Governments: 15,773rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,817thLargest Retail Industry: 16,625thHighest Average Incomes: 16,887thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,965thHealthiest Citizens: 17,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,623rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,354thLargest Black Market: 18,846thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,155thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 24,646th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 93rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 109th in the regionMost Patriotic: 233rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 239th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 348th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 369th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 385th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 396th in the regionMost Influential: 404th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 441st in the regionLargest Governments: 448th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 455th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 455th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 459th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 461st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 465th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 480th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 536th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 541st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 548th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 554th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 691st in the regionMost Developed: 716th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 719th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 763rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 788th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 848th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 848th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 859th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 904th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 939th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tallizarthe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallizarthe, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallizarthe, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallizarthe, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallizarthe, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Tallizarthe changed its national faith to "Violetism".
  • : Following new legislation in Tallizarthe, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallizarthe, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallizarthe, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallizarthe, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.

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