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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,041st Largest Retail Industry: 4,279th Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,316th
The Confederated States of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Protector of all free enterprise
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tallin

Population3.412 billion

CapitalLeiche
FaithChristianity

Currencymark
Animalcow

The Confederated States of Tallin is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.412 billion Tallinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leiche. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tallinian economy, worth 454 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 133,244 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, populations of two-headed cows have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, glamping Tallinians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tallin's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Tallin is ranked 15,582nd in the world and 393rd in the Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 291.22 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,041stLargest Retail Industry: 4,279thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,316thFattest Citizens: 5,954thRudest Citizens: 6,123rdMost Avoided: 7,121stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,668thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,226thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,855thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,666thMost Armed: 13,920thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,714thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,582ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,589th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 89th in the regionFattest Citizens: 131st in the regionRudest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Avoided: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 183rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 206th in the regionMost Armed: 319th in the regionLargest Black Market: 328th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 351st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 354th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 367th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 393rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 398th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 401st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 410th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 420th in the regionMost Influential: 436th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 460th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 508th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 546th in the regionLargest Populations: 552nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 554th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 586th in the regionMost Stationary: 607th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 664th in the regionMost Developed: 680th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tallin, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallin, glamping Tallinians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Tallin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallin, populations of two-headed cows have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallin, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallin, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallin, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallin, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallin, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Tallin, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.

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