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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,791st Least Corrupt Governments: 8,896th Safest: 13,395th
The Swarm Of Plagued Cockroaches of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Rarerggghh, I'm a lava monster
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Tallahassee News Station

Population4.913 billion

CapitalTown Of Giant Spikes That Poke Your Toes
FaithShaving Our Legs In Cornfields for Fun

CurrencyInnocent Child
AnimalTiny Little Dog With That Annoying Bark

The Swarm Of Plagued Cockroaches of Tallahassee News Station is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.913 billion brahs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Town Of Giant Spikes That Poke Your Toes. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tallahassee News Stationian economy, worth 253 trillion Innocent Children a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,630 Innocent Children, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the government pours millions of Innocent Children into rehabilitation programs annually, and prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tallahassee News Station's national animal is the Tiny Little Dog With That Annoying Bark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shaving Our Legs In Cornfields for Fun.

Tallahassee News Station is ranked 141,522nd in the world and 6,550th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.11 Crimes Per Hour.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,791stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,896thSafest: 13,395th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 254th in the regionMost Stationary: 303rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 345th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 429th in the regionSafest: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 554th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 687th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 696th in the region

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