The Islamic Caliphate of Talibanada is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tariq al-Qanada with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.635 billion Talibanadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of al-Atawah. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The thriving Talibanadian economy, worth 446 trillion dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 122,807 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talibanada's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Talibanada is ranked 2,953^rd in the world and 15^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.98 law-abiding acts per hour.