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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 233rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 259th Highest Economic Output: 338th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Tempus Non Deficit
Influence
Superpower
Chairman of the Royal Geographical Society
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Taledonia

Population28.72 billion

CapitalTaledon
LeaderHis Majesty King Elias II

Currencytalon
Animalwolf

The Kingdom of Taledonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Majesty King Elias II with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.72 billion Taledonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taledon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Taledonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,144 trillion talons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 318,399 talons, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Taledonia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Taledonia is ranked 21,424th in the world and 1st in Meridia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 233rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 259thHighest Economic Output: 338thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 394thLargest Agricultural Sector: 451stRudest Citizens: 529thHighest Disposable Incomes: 548thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 583rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 661stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 877thMost Armed: 1,120thHighest Average Incomes: 1,142ndLargest Populations: 1,322ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,792ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,849thTop
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Best Weather: 1,917thLargest Mining Sector: 2,008thLargest Retail Industry: 2,033rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,050thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,523rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,608thHealthiest Citizens: 3,148thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,330thLargest Black Market: 4,465thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,952ndSmartest Citizens: 5,875thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,971stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,241stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,248thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,671stMost Secular: 12,214thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,225thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,617thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,343rdMost Cultured: 15,560thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,217thMost Developed: 16,699thSafest: 18,187th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.
  • : Taledonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Taledonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Taledonia lodged a message on the Meridia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Taledonia lodged a message on the Meridia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.

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