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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 226th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 251st Highest Economic Output: 321st
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Tempus Non Deficit
Influence
Superpower
Chairman of the Royal Geographical Society
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Taledonia

Population29.607 billion

CapitalTaledon
LeaderHis Majesty King Elias II

Currencytalon
Animalwolf

The Kingdom of Taledonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty King Elias II with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 29.607 billion Taledonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taledon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Taledonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,464 trillion talons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 319,687 talons, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", Taledonian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Taledonia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Taledonia is ranked 161,382nd in the world and 6th in Meridia for Most Inclusive, scoring 5.64 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 226thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 251stHighest Economic Output: 321stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 337thLargest Agricultural Sector: 424thHighest Disposable Incomes: 506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 560thRudest Citizens: 657thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 704thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 804thMost Armed: 1,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,147thLargest Populations: 1,278thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,642ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,847thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,901stBest Weather: 1,972ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,087thLargest Retail Industry: 2,182ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,376thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,391stHealthiest Citizens: 2,960thLargest Black Market: 3,917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,474thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,537thSmartest Citizens: 6,232ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,733rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,255thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,135thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,253rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,514thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,655thMost Secular: 11,790thMost Cultured: 12,634thSafest: 12,732ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,026thMost Developed: 15,705th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Taledonia lodged a message on the Meridia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Taledonia lodged a message on the Meridia Regional Message Board.
  • : Taledonia lodged a message on the Meridia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, Taledonian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.
  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Taledonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Taledonia, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans.

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