Least Corrupt Governments: 433rd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,499th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,947th
The Recursively United State of
New York Times Democracy
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Recursively United State of Takiniteasy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by coin toss with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.072 billion Takinitese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of inoffensive years-old name censored. The average income tax rate is 6.8%.

The strong Takinitese economy, worth 598 trillion wing-wangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,645 wing-wangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, bars are packed at all hours, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime is totally unknown. Takiniteasy's national animal is the ridley, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is eponymous.

Takiniteasy is ranked 143,347th in the world and 3rd in GameFAQs for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -5.02 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 433rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,499thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,947thMost Cultured: 2,185thSafest: 2,249thNicest Citizens: 2,383rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,524thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,560thMost Pacifist: 3,079thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,419thSmartest Citizens: 5,557thHealthiest Citizens: 5,699thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,638thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,879thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 10,801stMost Primitive: 11,139thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,493rdMost Politically Free: 13,444thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,691stNudest: 15,860th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Takiniteasy's influence in GameFAQs rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens.

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