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Least Corrupt Governments: 445th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,346th Safest: 1,941st
The Recursively United State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Recursively United State of Takiniteasy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by coin toss with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.158 billion Takinitese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shapital Critty. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The thriving Takinitese economy, worth 789 trillion wing-wangs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,346 wing-wangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

There is a dearth of space for new houses, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-wing-wang charge on their phone bill, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is totally unknown. Takiniteasy's national animal is the ridley, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is eponymous.

Takiniteasy is ranked 123,510th in the world and 3rd in GameFAQs for Most Authoritarian, with 0.03 Stalins.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 445thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,346thTop
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Safest: 1,941stMost Cultured: 2,411thNicest Citizens: 2,440thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,508thMost Pacifist: 2,822ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,940thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,283rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,936thSmartest Citizens: 6,051stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,329thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,491stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,497thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,103rdTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,111thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,738thMost Secular: 9,626thNudest: 12,023rdHighest Economic Output: 13,653rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Takiniteasy's influence in GameFAQs rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-wing-wang charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, the legal minefield around ownership of fiction has demolished the publishing industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.

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