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Least Corrupt Governments: 514th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 701st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,467th
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Takiniteasy

Population8.199 billion

CapitalShapital Critty
Leadercoin toss
Faitheponymous

Currencywing-wang
Animalridley

The Recursively United State of Takiniteasy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by coin toss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.199 billion Takinitese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shapital Critty. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Takinitese economy, worth 993 trillion wing-wangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 121,130 wing-wangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and Coin toss lives life on the open road - complete with groupies. Crime is totally unknown. Takiniteasy's national animal is the ridley, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is eponymous.

Takiniteasy is ranked 2,653rd in the world and 90th in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 84.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 514thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 701stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,467thTop
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Safest: 1,927thMost Cultured: 2,320thNicest Citizens: 2,651stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,653rdMost Pacifist: 2,701stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,440thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,175thSmartest Citizens: 5,708thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,131stHealthiest Citizens: 6,172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,498thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,895thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,522ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,694thNudest: 11,346thHighest Economic Output: 11,641stMost Inclusive: 15,147thMost Developed: 15,491stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,864thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,627th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionSafest: 80th in the regionNicest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Pacifist: 116th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 150th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 224th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 232nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 239th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 251st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 319th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 351st in the regionNudest: 398th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 467th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 501st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, Coin toss lives life on the open road - complete with groupies.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Takinitese officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.

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