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Least Corrupt Governments: 433rd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,474th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,623rd
The Recursively United State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Truckler
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Recursively United State of Takiniteasy is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by coin toss with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.665 billion Takinitese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shapital Critty. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The very strong Takinitese economy, worth 742 trillion wing-wangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 111,404 wing-wangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime is totally unknown. Takiniteasy's national animal is the ridley, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is eponymous.

Takiniteasy is ranked 113,473rd in the world and 3rd in GameFAQs for Most Income Equality, scoring 21.35 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 433rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,474thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,623rdTop
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Safest: 2,106thNicest Citizens: 2,362ndMost Cultured: 2,406thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,442ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,873rdMost Pacifist: 2,997thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,448thSmartest Citizens: 5,363rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,511thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,678thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,397thMost Secular: 11,607thNudest: 13,220thHighest Economic Output: 14,472nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Takiniteasy will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Takinitese grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.

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