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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,975th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace and Justice
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Takimistan

Population433 million

Currencydollar
Animaltiger

The Empire of Takimistan is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 433 million Takimistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 10.1%.

The strong Takimistanian economy, worth 22.8 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,576 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Takimistan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Takimistan is ranked 139,721st in the world and 26th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Fattest Citizens, with 9.73 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,975th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, Takimistanian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Takimistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Takimistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Takimistan, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.

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