The Chinese Administrated Region of Taiwan Province is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Hou You-yi with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.474 billion Chinese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taipei. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The very strong Taiwan Provincean economy, worth 550 trillion Chinese Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,153 Chinese Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, Governor Hou You-yi is the self-declared God of all Taiwan Province, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Taiwan Province's national animal is the Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Taiwan Province is ranked 167,491^st in the world and 1^st in Taiwan Province for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.5 law-abiding acts per hour.