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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,026thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,564th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
For socialism! Dying is living!
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Taipey

Population767 million

CapitalKalmar City
LeaderTaipey People's President Julio Aztiu

CurrencyTaipyn
AnimalPeacock

The People's Republic of Taipey is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Taipey People's President Julio Aztiu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 767 million Taipeyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmar City. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Taipeyian economy, worth 92.4 trillion Taipyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,524 Taipyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mollycoddled youths run the country, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taipey's national animal is the Peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Taipey is ranked 26,163rd in the world and 188th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,026thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,564thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,759thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,963rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,934thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,222ndMost Influential: 12,502ndMost Developed: 13,156thLargest Governments: 13,667thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,809thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,086thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,176thMost Inclusive: 14,962ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,420thLargest Retail Industry: 16,198thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,230thLowest Crime Rates: 18,952ndMost Cultured: 19,355thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,858thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,870thSafest: 19,988thMost Efficient Economies: 20,499th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Taipey voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Taipey voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Taipey changed its national leader to "Taipey People's President Julio Aztiu".
  • : Following new legislation in Taipey, Taipey People's President Julio Aztiu has just been declared ruler of Taipey in an international press conference.

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