The Attribute Strength of Tailred is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Twoearle with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 20.662 billion Twintails enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolution City. The average income tax rate is 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Twintailed economy, worth a remarkable 2,469 trillion Tailbows a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,521 Tailbows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Some say Twoearle has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Twoearle's desk, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime is totally unknown. Tailred's national animal is the Red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tailred is ranked 66,133^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Frozen Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.68 law-abiding acts per hour.