The XKI Charitable Card Farmer of Taco Island Charities Cards is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Taco Island Charities Board of Directors with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 4.148 billion Taco Islanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shelter's Taco Island. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Taco Islander economy, worth 583 trillion Tacoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,553 Tacoes, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, childish pranks are no laughing matter, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taco Island Charities Cards's national animal is the giveaway, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is charitable card farming.

Taco Island Charities Cards is ranked 225,489^th in the world and 2^nd in TIC Nation Creation Contest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring zero on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.