by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,777th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,622nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,579th
The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of
Left-wing Utopia
capitalism is organized crime, we are all the victims
Regional Influence
Superpower
ﻭﻟﻲ
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of Tachanka is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.735 billion Tachankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tachankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion makhnoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 94,324 makhnoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers have seized control of the economy, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and a government program is underway to revitalize Tachanka's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tachanka's national animal is the nestor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tachanka is ranked 37,721st in the world and 1st in Sufism for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 88.17 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Top
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,777thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,622ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,579thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,751stLargest Populations: 5,284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,712thHighest Economic Output: 6,059thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,437thTop
10%
Most Politically Free: 8,052ndMost Pacifist: 8,373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,477thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,965thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,706thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,712thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,353rdNicest Citizens: 11,489thSafest: 11,492ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,537thMost Stationary: 11,992ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,992ndMost Rebellious Youth: 12,017thLargest Governments: 12,066thSmartest Citizens: 12,244thNudest: 12,296thMost Cultured: 12,315thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,887thBest Weather: 13,013thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,194thMost Income Equality: 14,942nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Qurbat of Dark Triad renamed the office held by Tachanka from "&" to "ﻭﻟﻲ" in Sufism.

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