Largest Welfare Programs: 2,922nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,313th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,670th
The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of
Left-wing Utopia
capitalism is organized crime, we are all the victims
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ﻭﻟﻲ
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Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of Tachanka is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.609 billion Tachankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tachankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,472 trillion makhnoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 94,324 makhnoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers have seized control of the economy, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and a government program is underway to revitalize Tachanka's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tachanka's national animal is the nestor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tachanka is ranked 8,220th in the world and 1st in Sufism for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,922ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,313thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,670thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,791stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,876thLargest Populations: 5,956thHighest Economic Output: 6,148thMost Politically Free: 7,755thTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,220thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,230thMost Pacifist: 8,429thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,444thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,215thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,833rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,140thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,705thSmartest Citizens: 11,194thNicest Citizens: 11,314thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,335thHealthiest Citizens: 11,340thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,985thMost Cultured: 12,131stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,735thBest Weather: 12,765thSafest: 12,778thLargest Governments: 13,113thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,250thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,837thNudest: 14,301stMost Stationary: 15,111thMost Income Equality: 15,878th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Qurbat of Dark Triad renamed the office held by Tachanka from "&" to "ﻭﻟﻲ" in Sufism.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tachanka removed regional password protection from Sufism.

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