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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9thMost Beautiful Environments: 52ndMost Inclusive: 66th
The Vermindom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Omnium rerum rattus mensura est
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Szczuropolis

Population34.727 billion

CapitalRock Fort
Leaderthe Control Group
Faithamalgamated cheesetianity and cheeselam

Currencyauricula
Animalfancy white horned rat

The Vermindom of Szczuropolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Control Group with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.727 billion Szczuropoles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rock Fort. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Szczuropolinesian economy, worth an astonishing 13,344 trillion auriculas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 384,275 auriculas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and where there's smoke there's the Szczuropolinesian Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Szczuropolis's national animal is the fancy white horned rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is amalgamated cheesetianity and cheeselam.

Szczuropolis is ranked 22,841st in the world and 7th in Dragon for Most Influential, scoring 1,586 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9thMost Beautiful Environments: 52ndMost Inclusive: 66thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77thSmartest Citizens: 84thBest Weather: 98thLargest Publishing Industry: 161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 186thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 197thMost Scientifically Advanced: 213thMost Pacifist: 214thMost Secular: 219thHighest Economic Output: 225thMost Cultured: 252ndMost Developed: 304thLongest Average Lifespans: 345thMost Compassionate Citizens: 364thMost Efficient Economies: 401stHealthiest Citizens: 405thNicest Citizens: 431stHighest Poor Incomes: 456thMost Valuable International Artwork: 669thLowest Crime Rates: 711thMost Advanced Public Education: 775thHighest Average Incomes: 896thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 922ndLargest Populations: 1,099thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,283rdLargest Governments: 1,421stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,502ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,703rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,146thTop
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Safest: 3,865thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,356thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,152ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,682ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,991stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,013thMost Influential: 22,841st
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, where there's smoke there's the Szczuropolinesian Forestry Department.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.

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