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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7thMost Beautiful Environments: 60thMost Inclusive: 61st
The Vermindom of
New York Times Democracy
Omnium rerum rattus mensura est
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Szczuropolis

Population37.945 billion

CapitalRock Fort
Leaderthe Control Group
Faithamalgamated cheesetianity and cheeselam

Currencyauricula
Animalfancy white horned rat

The Vermindom of Szczuropolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Control Group with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 37.945 billion Szczuropoles enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rock Fort. The average income tax rate is 64.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Szczuropolinesian economy, worth an astonishing 15,909 trillion auriculas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 419,266 auriculas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Szczuropolinesian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Szczuropolis's national animal is the fancy white horned rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is amalgamated cheesetianity and cheeselam.

Szczuropolis is ranked 60th in the world and 1st in Dragon for Most Beautiful Environments, with 11,533.59 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7thMost Beautiful Environments: 60thMost Inclusive: 61stSmartest Citizens: 66thHighest Food Quality: 67thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 109thBest Weather: 120thMost Secular: 140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 165thMost Pacifist: 185thHighest Economic Output: 187thMost Cultured: 203rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 235thMost Efficient Economies: 279thMost Compassionate Citizens: 328thMost Developed: 343rdNicest Citizens: 353rdLongest Average Lifespans: 372ndHealthiest Citizens: 425thLowest Crime Rates: 664thMost Advanced Public Education: 731stHighest Average Incomes: 772ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 895thMost Cheerful Citizens: 911thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,016thLargest Populations: 1,049thLargest Governments: 1,147thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,523rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,106thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,391stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,924thSafest: 2,953rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,458thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,653rdRudest Citizens: 6,542ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,694thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,232ndTop
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Most Stationary: 16,933rdMost Influential: 17,897thLargest Retail Industry: 19,692ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,936th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Szczuropolinesian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
  • : Following new legislation in Szczuropolis, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
  • : Szczuropolis's influence in Dragon fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".

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