The Red Panda Clan of Syvani is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Meraggles with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.482 billion Syvanites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nitsazekoali. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Syvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion Lumyns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 240,765 Lumyns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,153,262 per year while the poor average 29,413, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

Meraggles's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, and fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Syvani's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Syvani is ranked 142^nd in the world and 5^th in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 422.53 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.