The Republic of Syvaihmetys is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 753 million Syvaihmetysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syvaihmetys. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Syvaihmetysian economy, worth 49.9 trillion Uʹrvvlõstts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Tourism and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,248 Uʹrvvlõstts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syvaihmetys's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Syvaihmetys is ranked 10,114^th in the world and 5^th in Luadastmaa Puppet Region for Most Pacifist, with 131.38 cheeks turned per day.