The Republic of Sys Reenyk is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.776 billion Sys Reenykians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Sys Reenykian economy, worth 364 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 53,802 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,517 per year while the poor average 4,657, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Sys Reenyk's national animal is the robot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sys Reenyk is ranked 262,108^th in the world and 1^st in Culto Della Rosa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.49 law-abiding acts per hour.