The Republic of Syrvanian Republic is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 656 million Syrvanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pansk. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Syrvanian economy, worth 43.2 trillion Federal-Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,868 Federal-Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Federal-Mark battlesuits, war vets look after war animals, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syrvanian Republic's national animal is the 4 Point Stag, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Syrvanian Republic is ranked 62,101^st in the world and 12^th in GA IS DANK for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.44 law-abiding acts per hour.