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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,804thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,766th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Criminals are fed to the Dragons
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Syplintus

Population12.543 billion

CapitalMahorela
LeaderZev
FaithZev

Currencymark
Animaldragon

The Empire of Syplintus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zev with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 12.543 billion Syplintins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahorela. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Syplintin economy, worth a remarkable 1,684 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,277 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syplintus's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zev.

Syplintus is ranked 8,805th in the world and 3rd in Anontia for Smartest Citizens, with 99.14 quips per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,117thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,804thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,766thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,822ndRudest Citizens: 4,125thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,776thFattest Citizens: 8,407thSmartest Citizens: 8,805thMost Cultured: 10,775thHighest Economic Output: 11,945thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,447thTop
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Most Patriotic: 14,101stMost Armed: 14,145thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,729thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,904thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,374thMost Stationary: 16,407thMost Developed: 16,455thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 17,725thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,658thMost Secular: 20,156thHighest Average Incomes: 20,405thMost Influential: 20,579thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,877thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,466thHighest Disposable Incomes: 26,142ndLargest Populations: 26,154th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Syplintus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
  • : Syplintus was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Syplintus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Syplintus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
  • : Syplintus was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".

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