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Rudest Citizens: 1,220th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,285th Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,362nd
The 📊 Corporate Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
🚬 CEO Maximilian Synne
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Synne Industries

Population931 million

Capital🌆 Ancypastan
Leader🚬 CEO Maximilian Synne

Currency💳 Synnian Crbble
Animal🐦 Synnian Magpie

The 📊 Corporate Republic of Synne Industries is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by 🚬 CEO Maximilian Synne with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 931 million Synnians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🌆 Ancypastan. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Synnian economy, worth 165 trillion 💳 Synnian Crbbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 177,830 💳 Synnian Crbbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Synne Industries's national animal is the 🐦 Synnian Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Synne Industries is ranked 161,045th in the world and 10th in Northern Ocean for Most Devout, with 2.95 Prayers Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,220thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,285thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,362ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,621stMost Armed: 5,312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,134thLargest Retail Industry: 6,490thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,241stHighest Average Incomes: 8,047thMost Secular: 8,167thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,210thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,471stSmartest Citizens: 10,295thMost Politically Free: 10,800thMost Efficient Economies: 11,746thMost Developed: 11,859thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,016thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,044thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,348thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,330th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.

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