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Highest Poor Incomes: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 77thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 79th
The Free Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Building tall for one and all.
Supreme Leader Khivachis
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Synarchist Neminoetr

Population8.998 billion

CapitalSephironoetr
LeaderSupreme Leader Khivachis
FaithChurch of Divine Nationalism

CurrencySynarch
AnimalGrand Design

The Free Empire of Synarchist Neminoetr is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Khivachis with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, rampant corporate plagiarism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.998 billion Neminoetrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sephironoetr. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Neminoetrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,284 trillion Synarches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 698,473 Synarches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Neminoetrian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Synarchist Neminoetr's national animal is the Grand Design, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Divine Nationalism.

Synarchist Neminoetr is ranked 438th in the world and 1st in Sivella for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 33,369.25 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 77thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 79thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 169thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 171stMost Secular: 184thLargest Black Market: 186thLargest Retail Industry: 224thMost Subsidized Industry: 231stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 257thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 257thMost Efficient Economies: 290thMost Corrupt Governments: 299thLargest Insurance Industry: 332ndMost Avoided: 383rdLargest Mining Sector: 438thMost Armed: 508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 622ndLargest Governments: 649thLargest Agricultural Sector: 651stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 736thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 743rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 745thSmartest Citizens: 750thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 882ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,225thHighest Economic Output: 1,331stLowest Crime Rates: 1,401stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,911thFattest Citizens: 1,966thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,051stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,085thTop
5%
Most Developed: 2,561stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,947thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,191stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,182ndRudest Citizens: 7,756thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,772ndTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 16,141st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, the official Neminoetrian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.

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