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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,645thMost Devout: 13,286th
The Voivodeship of
Father Knows Best State
Boh Protect Syldania!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Syldania

Population11.26 billion

CapitalHelvapestberg
LeaderVoivode Krisztina II
FaithSyldanian Reformed Church

CurrencyKrone
AnimalSyldanian Hound

The Voivodeship of Syldania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Voivode Krisztina II with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.26 billion Syldanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helvapestberg. The average income tax rate is 46.0%.

The very strong Syldanian economy, worth 813 trillion Kroner a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 72,247 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syldania's national animal is the Syldanian Hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Syldanian Reformed Church.

Syldania is ranked 43,204th in the world and 20th in Arkonos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.15 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,645thTop
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Most Devout: 13,286thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,701stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,229thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,128thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,891stLargest Black Market: 22,571stHighest Economic Output: 23,372nd
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Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Syldania's influence in Arkonos rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Syldania's influence in Arkonos rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Syldania's influence in Arkonos rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Syldania's influence in Arkonos rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Syldania relocated from European Union to Arkonos.
  • : Syldania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Syldania, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Syldania, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Syldania, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Syldania, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.

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