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Most Influential: 278th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,682nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,897th
The Prevailing Cooler Heads of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gjør rett, frykt ingen
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Sygnafylki

Population5.033 billion

CapitalVangsnes
LeaderHalfdan Svarti

Currencykenning
Animalfjordhest

The Prevailing Cooler Heads of Sygnafylki is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Halfdan Svarti with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.033 billion Sygnir have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vangsnes. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sygnir economy, worth 686 trillion kennings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,319 kennings, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, Vangsnes's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown. Sygnafylki's national animal is the fjordhest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sygnafylki is ranked 6,665th in the world and 122nd in 10000 Islands for Most Pacifist, with 150.29 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Influential: 278thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,682ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,897thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,157thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,575thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,847thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,861stBest Weather: 5,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,455thMost Cultured: 5,545thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,859thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,880thMost Developed: 6,511thMost Pacifist: 6,665thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,280thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,851stMost Inclusive: 7,982ndSmartest Citizens: 8,906thSafest: 9,351stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,357thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,889thNicest Citizens: 10,653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,011thNudest: 12,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,054thRudest Citizens: 14,033rd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 67th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionMost Cultured: 106th in the regionBest Weather: 107th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 109th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sygnafylki, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Sygnafylki, Vangsnes's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Sygnafylki endorsed The United States of United States of Kerthina.
  • : Sygnafylki was endorsed by The United States of United States of Kerthina.
  • : Sygnafylki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sygnafylki, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Sygnafylki, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Sygnafylki, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Sygnafylki, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
  • : Following new legislation in Sygnafylki, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.

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