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Most Influential: 8,221stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,395thMost Armed: 8,530th
The Rose republics of
Father Knows Best State
Zbawiciel, zdobywca, bohater, złoczyńca.
Jacob maw
Influence
Power
Founder / Diplomacy Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Syfo Republik

Population1.973 billion

Capitalsyfododgiess
LeaderJacob maw
FaithNihilism

CurrencySyfo restełaca
AnimalLemonsnake

The Rose republics of Syfo Republik is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jacob maw with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.973 billion Syfariats and nexians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of syfododgiess. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Syfo Republikian economy, worth 290 trillion Syfo restełacas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,127 Syfo restełacas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, discarded pennies litter the streets, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Jacob maw's stash", and it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children. Crime is totally unknown. Syfo Republik's national animal is the Lemonsnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Syfo Republik is ranked 106,403rd in the world and 2nd in Syfariat bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,816.48 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 8,221stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,395thMost Armed: 8,530thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,181stMost Inclusive: 9,585thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,765thNicest Citizens: 11,929thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,019thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,024thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,212thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,761stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,904thHighest Food Quality: 13,997thMost Secular: 14,342ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,153rdTop
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Most Developed: 16,881stHighest Average Incomes: 17,631stMost Cultured: 18,612thLargest Governments: 18,720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,377thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,425thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,781stMost Efficient Economies: 23,557thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,669thSmartest Citizens: 23,910thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,426thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,784thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,792ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,671stMost Corrupt Governments: 25,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,391stMost Rebellious Youth: 26,971stLongest Average Lifespans: 29,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30,476th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Syfo Republik, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Syfo Republik, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Jacob maw's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in Syfo Republik, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Syfo Republik, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Syfo Republik, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Syfo Republik, the weather in Syfododgiess is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Syfo Republik, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Syfo Republik, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Syfo Republik, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Syfo Republik, the government violently suppresses separatist movements.

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