| Population | 24.155 billion |
| Capital | Nouveau Yathrib |
| Leader | Sardar Sultan |
| Faith | Sufi Islam |
| Currency | New francRiel |
| Animal | eucalyptus dragon |
The Sultanate of Syfenq is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sardar Sultan with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.155 billion Sultanatis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Yathrib. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Sultanati economy, worth a remarkable 6,649 trillion New francRiels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 275,301 New francRiels, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and calling out of the blue has become taboo. Crime is totally unknown. Syfenq's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sufi Islam.
Syfenq is ranked 8,367th in the world and 2nd in Sunalaya for Most Stationary, with 2,139.06833932872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, all you have to do is pray to get into Syfenq.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Syfenq was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
- : Following new legislation in Syfenq, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
