The Tech Republic of Switzerhagium is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eulgeom Fontleo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.263 billion Switzerhaggeun have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloemfont. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Swisserhagian economy, worth 78.3 trillion Swiss Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,988 Swiss Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

All marriages are arranged by the government, fat-shaming is now public policy, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, and the Federal Council of Switzerhagium has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switzerhagium's national animal is the Pug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switzerhagium is ranked 30,354^th in the world and 1,545^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,204.14 Tourists Per Hour.