The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 519 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 8.048 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.5%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 392 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,716 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 519's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 519 is ranked 175,891^st in the world and 4,409^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.79 law-abiding acts per hour.