The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 481 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.06 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 316 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,235 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Switz got Lazy 481's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 481 is ranked 193,994^th in the world and 5,214^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.23 law-abiding acts per hour.