The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 451 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its burgeoning Join Lily population. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.049 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 324 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,278 Join Lilies, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime is moderate. Switz got Lazy 451's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 451 is ranked 229,348^th in the world and 6,522^nd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.1 law-abiding acts per hour.