The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 401 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 8.091 billion Join Lily are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 391 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,440 Join Lilies, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Switz got Lazy 401's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 401 is ranked 239,327^th in the world and 6,915^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.69 law-abiding acts per hour.