by Max Barry

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Switz got Lazy 395

Population4.219 billion

Animalhuman oppressor

The Republic of Switz got Lazy 395 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning human oppressor population. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.219 billion Switz got Lazy 395ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Switz got Lazy 395ian economy, worth 154 trillion catnips a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,648 catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 395's national animal is the human oppressor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 395 is ranked 152,819th in the world and 2,076th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 835.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 133rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 152nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 194th in the regionMost Politically Free: 214th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 216th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 257th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 261st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 275th in the region

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