The Join Lily of Switz got lazy 39 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 11.603 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.1%.

The strong Join Lily economy, worth 590 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,868 Join Lilies, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, the dartboard at the Join Lily Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, Switz got lazy 39 Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 39's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got lazy 39 is ranked 200,166^th in the world and 5^th in Dyzia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.