The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 378 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.109 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 18.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 419 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,706 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Switz got Lazy 378 is often a lifetime appointment, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 378's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 378 is ranked 174,849^th in the world and 4,364^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.89 law-abiding acts per hour.