The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 296 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.71 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 460 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,974 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg. Crime is moderate. Switz got Lazy 296's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 296 is ranked 10,717^th in the world and 285^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.61 law-abiding acts per hour.