The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 265 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning Human Oppressor population. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.839 billion Sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The Sweezean economy, worth 304 trillion Catnips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,452 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Air purifiers fight smoke machines on Sweezean stage setups, Sweezean politicians are often described as having more style than substance, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 265's national animal is the Human Oppressor.

Switz got Lazy 265 is ranked 137,901^st in the world and 1,947^th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.1 percentage of bribes refused.