The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 240 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.197 billion Sweezeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The Sweezean economy, worth 411 trillion Catnips a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,193 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime is moderate. Switz got Lazy 240's national animal is the Human Oppressor.

Switz got Lazy 240 is ranked 195,770^th in the world and 7,161^st in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 9.64 Obesity Rate.