The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 170 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.788 billion Sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sweezean economy, worth 256 trillion Catnips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,769 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 170's national animal is the Human Oppressor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 170 is ranked 164,085^th in the world and 10^th in Indian Mars for Smartest Citizens, with 24.67 quips per hour.