The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 162 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 11.216 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 509 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,384 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Join Lily military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 162's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 162 is ranked 155,347^th in the world and 3,519^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.57 law-abiding acts per hour.