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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,031stSafest: 1,279thBest Weather: 1,353rd
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
De libertate et pace
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Switmerica

Population12.44 billion

CapitalBronlinton
LeaderPeter Kar
FaithSecularism

CurrencySwiz
AnimalSwitmerican phoenix

The Federal Republic of Switmerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Peter Kar with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.44 billion Switmericans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronlinton. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Switmerican economy, worth a remarkable 1,735 trillion Swizzes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,471 Swizzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switmerica's national animal is the Switmerican phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Switmerica is ranked 145,856th in the world and 2nd in Switmerican Commonwealth of Nations for Largest Black Market, with 150 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,031stSafest: 1,279thBest Weather: 1,353rdMost Pacifist: 1,463rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,910thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,176thNicest Citizens: 2,200thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,285thTop
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Most Developed: 2,917thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,385thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,507thMost Inclusive: 3,854thMost Cultured: 4,049thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,083rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,320thSmartest Citizens: 4,364thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,611thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,713thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,992ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,029thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,115thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,140thLargest Governments: 6,386thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,332ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,637thMost Efficient Economies: 8,887thHighest Economic Output: 9,729thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,211thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,944thHighest Average Incomes: 16,699thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,524thMost Secular: 19,043rdLargest Populations: 22,114th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Switmerica, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Switmerica, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Switmerica, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Switmerica, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Switmerica, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Switmerica's influence in Switmerican Commonwealth of Nations fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Switmerica, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Switmerica, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Switmerica, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Switmerica, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.

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