Swithwardian Scientists Develop World's First Organic Body Pillow

Scientists claim to have developed a body pillow that not only hugs the sleeper but also keeps them warm.

"This latest construct is semi-sentient and can tend to the sleeper's needs throughout the night. Small, phosphorescent cells monitor the sleeper's body temperature and position, and adjust themselves to better support their slumbering owner. We think it's a great advancement in sleep sciences," claims Dr. Hensley Pritt, chief engineer on this project. "The only foreseeable problem is that the Organic Body Pillow resembles a mammalian pancreas."

The Organic Body Pillow is expected to hit retailers by Christmas 2012. Prices will vary between 300CT for a small to 500CT for a large.

OOC: It's REAL.