Population | 3.978 billion |
Capital | Bern and Zurich Islands |
Leader | Average swiss cheese factory worker |
Faith | swissism |
Currency | Swiss cheese rind |
Animal | Swiss Cheese Fish |
The United Soviet Socialist SSR of Swisterland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Average swiss cheese factory worker with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.978 billion Swisters live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bern and Zurich Islands. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Swisterlandian economy, worth 859 trillion Swiss cheese rinds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 216,079 Swiss cheese rinds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Swisterland, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Swisterland's national animal is the Swiss Cheese Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is swissism.
Swisterland is ranked 321,296th in the world and 999th in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 0.57 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Swisterland, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
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Swisterland, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
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Swisterland, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
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Swisterland's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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Swisterland relocated from Swiss waffland to The Communist Bloc.
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Swisterland, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Swisterland.
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Swisterland, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention.
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Swisterland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Swisterland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 5% for Smartest Citizens.
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Swisterland, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.