by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,263rdMost Influential: 4,725thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,102nd
The Potato of
Democratic Socialists
Drop my kebab!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population812 million



The Potato of Swinlorway is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 812 million Swinlorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umeň. The average income tax rate is 73.2%.

The thriving Swinlorian economy, worth 59.0 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,642 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, students abandon classrooms for online education, and doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swinlorway's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swinlorway is ranked 118,474th in the world and 5,502nd in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 32.09 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,263rdTop
Most Influential: 4,725thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,102ndNudest: 7,175thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,317thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,658thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,737thMost Pacifist: 11,517thNicest Citizens: 12,178thHealthiest Citizens: 13,282ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,539thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14,836thBest Weather: 15,408thSafest: 17,781stLowest Crime Rates: 18,975thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,044thMost Inclusive: 21,178thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,545thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,605thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,321stHighest Food Quality: 23,827thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,154th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 146th in the regionNudest: 159th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 306th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 333rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 347th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 369th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 419th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 430th in the regionNicest Citizens: 437th in the regionMost Pacifist: 450th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 492nd in the regionBest Weather: 502nd in the regionMost Influential: 526th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 536th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 570th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 580th in the regionTop
Safest: 656th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 695th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 758th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 772nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 773rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 826th in the regionLargest Governments: 963rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 971st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 974th in the regionMost Developed: 993rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,020th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,203rd in the region

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