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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 559thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 631stLargest Gambling Industry: 958th
The Grand Imperial Autarchy of
Anarchy
Together, we are one
Feli Valeran
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Swiftea

Population9.347 billion

CapitalRapidia
LeaderFeli Valeran
FaithChristianity

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRabbit

The Grand Imperial Autarchy of Swiftea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Feli Valeran with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.347 billion Swifteans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rapidia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Swiftean economy, worth a remarkable 2,105 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 225,231 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, and police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Swiftea's national animal is the Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Swiftea is ranked 10,933rd in the world and 1st in Novae Terrae for Nudest, with 219.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 559thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 631stLargest Gambling Industry: 958thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,733rdLargest Black Market: 1,756thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,864thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,075thFattest Citizens: 2,182ndTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,360thRudest Citizens: 2,678thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,289thMost Efficient Economies: 3,644thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,268thHighest Average Incomes: 4,541stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,338thMost Avoided: 5,390thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,530thMost Cultured: 5,704thLargest Retail Industry: 5,735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,638thHighest Economic Output: 7,117thMost Inclusive: 7,600thLargest Governments: 8,678thMost Armed: 9,637thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,651stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,324thNudest: 10,933rdTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,455thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,526thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,787thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,279thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,283rdSmartest Citizens: 14,087thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,002ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,019thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,158thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,081stMost Devout: 17,166thMost Politically Free: 19,161stHighest Drug Use: 19,727thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,806th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Swiftea's influence in Novae Terrae fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Swiftea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Swiftea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Swiftea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Swiftea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Swiftea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Swiftea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Swiftea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Swiftea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Swiftea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.

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