by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,251st Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,307th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,011th
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ainsley is love, Ainsley is life
Deputy Deputy Dictator for Life
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population3.679 billion

LeaderLord Conqueror Ainsley
FaithVirgin Olive Oil


The Democratic Republic of Swettleland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Conqueror Ainsley with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed population of 3.679 billion Swettlelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ainsleyville. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Swettlelandian economy, worth 307 trillion Eyebrows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,541 Eyebrows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swettleland's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Virgin Olive Oil.

Swettleland is ranked 34,931st in the world and 2nd in Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics for Most Primitive, scoring 36.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,251stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,307thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,011th
Most Average: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

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