The Supreme Commander of Lily of Sweeze is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Empress Sweeze with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The quiet, industrious population of 3.89 billion Sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leeksdale. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sweezean economy, worth 143 trillion Catnips a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,771 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Sweezean, euthanasia is legal, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweeze's national animal is the Human Oppressor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cult of Catgirls.

Sweeze is ranked 168,746^th in the world and 44^th in Lily for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 678.3 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.