The Notorious Transgender Elite of Sweeze is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by audrey with an even hand, and remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 8.082 billion sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of leeksdale. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient sweezean economy, worth 274 trillion catnips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,903 catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native sweezean, euthanasia is legal, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime is almost non-existent. Sweeze's national animal is the human oppressor and its national religion is cult of catgirls.

Sweeze is ranked 178,891^st in the world and 27^th in Lily for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,753.49 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.