The Republic of Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Screams is a massive, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.5 billion Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Screamsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Screamsian economy, worth 193 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,227 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, and posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Screams's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Screams is ranked 137,082^nd in the world and 4^th in Capitalist Federation for Most Pacifist, with 57.12 Cheeks Turned Per Day.