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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,107th
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy
Home of the wealth
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Swatzerlend

Population104 million

CurrencySwatz
AnimalDodo Bird

The United States of Swatzerlend is a very large, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 104 million Swatzerlendians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Swatzerlendian economy, worth 6.49 trillion Swatzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,425 Swatzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Swatzerlendian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swatzerlend's national animal is the Dodo Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Swatzerlend is ranked 61,066th in the world and 2,660th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,828.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,107th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 237th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Swatzerlend, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Swatzerlendian.
  • : Following new legislation in Swatzerlend, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Swatzerlend, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Swatzerlend, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Swatzerlend, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Swatzerlend, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Swatzerlend, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Swatzerlend, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
  • : Swatzerlend's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Swatzerlend, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.

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