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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,156th Most Influential: 1,834th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,059th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
New York Times Democracy
Better to live as a dead than to be one.
Sławomir Wróbel
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.474 billion

LeaderSławomir Wróbel

CurrencyMarshall Dollar
AnimalBlack Hawk

The Constitutional Monarchy of Swatteuer is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sławomir Wróbel with a fair hand, and notable for its closed borders, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.474 billion Swatteuerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abazgaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The powerhouse Swatteuerian economy, worth 143 trillion Marshall Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 97,300 Marshall Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sławomir Wróbel's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, builders across Swatteuer are blocked up with orders for new public loos, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swatteuer's national animal is the Black Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Swatteuer is ranked 108,243rd in the world and 5,770th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 40.69 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,156thTop
Most Influential: 1,834thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,059thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,244thBest Weather: 14,377th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 204th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 698th in the regionMost Influential: 699th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 763rd in the regionBest Weather: 783rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 830th in the region

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