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Most Influential: 1,683rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,914thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,312th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Better to live as a dead than to be one.
Sławomir Wróbel
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population3.578 billion

LeaderSławomir Wróbel

CurrencyMarshall Dollar
AnimalBlack Hawk

The Constitutional Monarchy of Swatteuer is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sławomir Wróbel with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 3.578 billion Swatteuerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abazgaria. The average income tax rate is 46.6%.

The all-consuming Swatteuerian economy, worth 364 trillion Marshall Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,894 Marshall Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

People typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swatteuer's national animal is the Black Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Swatteuer is ranked 147,456th in the world and 4,848th in Balder for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.03 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Influential: 1,683rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,914thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,312thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,132ndBest Weather: 14,308thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,000thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,335th
Most Influential: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 262nd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 410th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 510th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 626th in the region

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