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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 273rdLargest Insurance Industry: 385thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 425th
The Corporate Administration of
Father Knows Best State
Your issues are our business!
the President and CEO
Influence
Squire
Founder / President and CEO
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Swarmlandia

Population10.171 billion

CapitalGenesis Corporation
Leaderthe President and CEO
FaithSwarmology

CurrencyCredit
AnimalGenesis Bat

The Corporate Administration of Swarmlandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President and CEO with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.171 billion Swarmlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genesis Corporation. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Swarmlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,088 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 303,700 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

AIs weep and proclaim their sentience right up until the moment they get turned off, it is said that a Swarmlandian woman's work is never done, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and it's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Swarmlandia's national animal is the Genesis Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Swarmology.

Swarmlandia is ranked 439th in the world and 1st in The Genesis Corporation for Most Avoided, scoring 2,035.46 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 273rdLargest Insurance Industry: 385thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 425thMost Avoided: 439thFattest Citizens: 520thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 540thLargest Gambling Industry: 556thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 586thHighest Disposable Incomes: 625thMost Armed: 639thHighest Crime Rates: 742ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,277thMost Efficient Economies: 1,281stLargest Mining Sector: 1,285thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,381stHighest Average Incomes: 1,875thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,177thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,725thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,802ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,994thLargest Retail Industry: 3,201stHighest Economic Output: 4,013thRudest Citizens: 4,637thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,886thLargest Black Market: 6,682ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,712thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,712thMost Secular: 7,524thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,041stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,164thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,399thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,625thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,712thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,432ndLargest Governments: 16,923rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Swarmlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Swarmlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Swarmlandia, it's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous.
  • : Following new legislation in Swarmlandia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Swarmlandia, it is said that a Swarmlandian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Swarmlandia, AIs weep and proclaim their sentience right up until the moment they get turned off.
  • : Following new legislation in Swarmlandia, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Swarmlandia, Swarmlandian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Swarmlandia, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Swarmlandia, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.

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